Corrupted wish game oOo

this ish a game to kill some time, mess with the wish of the person above you for instance the last persons wish:

"i wish for a cookie"

then you mess with the wish so he gets the thing just not as he had planned

"You get a cookie but instead of sugar they used salt so your cookie tast VERY salty"

something like that XD

Now i go first

"I wish for a mountain of chocolate"

"Granted but the chocolet is so nice that you die if you eat it."

"I wish I was the strongest person to ever live."

"Granted but everything and anything you touch dies/breaks or gets destroyed because you are so strong"

"i wish for eternal youth"

"Granted, you remain eternally a baby"

"I wish to be able to talk to animals"

"Granted but whatever you say makes them angry and attack you."

"I wish I could fly."

"Granted but you'll go higher and hgher unable to come down"

"I wish for a photographic memory"

"Granted but you remember only horrible things you see"

" I wish to own a cheagle"

"Granted. A car hit it and horribly disfigured it but it landed on you doorstep."

"I wish for omnipotence."

"Granted but your stuck with a fanclub that missunderstands anything you tell them"

"I wish for a real dimensional hole (like lycan has : D)"

"granted but you get sucked into it"

"I wish for a weapon spirit"

"Granted you get a spirit who was once a Sword and it keeps telling you story's about how great he was"

"I wish for a Brand new Car"

"Granted but it breaks the moment you touch it"

"I wish for a blastia heart"

"granted but right after you use it a nucular bomb goes off and your the last living thing on earth"

"I wish to control metal by will"

"Granted but there is no more metal on earth and people have begun living off nature and such."

"I wish for flying monkeys as pets."

"Granted but the flying monkeys take you into the sky and drop you"

"I wish for teleporting powers"

"Granted but every time you teleport you get stuck in a wall"

"I wish for a million euro's"+.+

"Granted but every place you can use it gets destroyed."

"I wish for a unlimited wishes."

"Granted but those wishes stop after a second"

"I wish for a world like Tales of Vesperia"

"Granted but it gets destroyed and conquered by aliens"

"I wish for a pirate ship"

"Granted but the pirates on board capture you and make you walk the plant."

"I wish all the girls that saw me would fall in love with me. (Since I'm so unpopular to start of with >.>)"

"Granted but all the girls YOU want turn blind"

"I wish for world domenation MWUHAHAHAHA"

"Granted, but it is dominated by the person you hate the most."

"I wish life was more exciting."

"wish granted, i'll start kicking you more often now"

"I wish for a new boot to kick hawke with."

"granted but every time you kick 1 hawke with it 2 hawkes will return'

"I wish i had a shinny penny"

"you get your penny, but lycan screws it up by metalbending it into a state it cannot be recovered."

"I wish I would get some ideas how to make Leneor more badass..."